Jeff Fisher’s Editor’s Note: Strunky submitted this on Thursday, but I didn’t get to post it until today. Always admit your mistakes!
by Jason Strunk
Lubbock High School Head Football Coach
-Interesting week in Lubbock. I swam to my car after practice on Monday. Picked up 39 mosquito bites in the process too.
-I see the NFL concluded that Tom Brady “probably” knew footballs were being under-inflated. 243 page report on probabilities. Interesting. This is “probably” the reason the NFL is a mess. Wasted money, incredulous scandals (football air pressure) and criminal rap sheets a mile long. “Probably” not a good thing.
-Still waiting for a solid punch to land in that Mayweather/Pac fight. What a bunch of dancing nitwits. Laughing all the way to the bank.
-The Yankees are in first place. Red Sox are in last. See, the world is getting back to normal.
-Hey kids, tweeting you received an offer is great. Can we change something up though? You don’t need to say “Blessed to receive my 10th offer from… yada, yada,yada”. How about being a little humble? You don’t get an extra star for more offers. Or do you…..?
-Blessed to receive my 98th bill to pay today… Yeah, it sounds that ridiculous.
-On this date in history Allen Iverson said “practice”. Now I have to listen to the crap all over the news. Mr. Iverson should have practiced saving money a bit better.
-I am short.
-Neal Tull is running for president of his condominium complex.